a brilliant streak.
Thursday, January 7, 2010 @ 9:11 PM
okay. i am thoroughly blown away by tianyuan.
omg, tianyuan's latest blog post is a freaking streak of brilliance.
someone publish it in the newspapers, she deserves it.
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The following is going to be very controversy-plagued and explains why I am so angry about someone.Kindly skip if you're a fan of Kim Hyun Joong.
"Kim Hyun Joong has gained many fans since the beginning of his career and his big break came when he starred in Boys Over Flowers,"as quoted from a seedy website.
Obviously not anyone could with those kind of fame, but with looks like this:
(didn't copy these pictures, you can see them on her blog.)
You should know this:
He has plastic surgeries on the eyes,nose,mouth,chin,cheeks,eyelids etc etc.
He also dyed his hair chestnut/hazel/some random colour.
WTF,ANYONE?
Delphine said that his nose was perfectly normal before plastic surgery and he had to get a nosejob to make it asymmetrical.Its the weirdest thing I've heard of but I figured out some reasons why he did it:
1.To draw attention
2.To rebel against his parents who gave him a perfect nose.
3.Failed plastic surgery attempt.Maybe he had wanted larger nostrils but ended up asymmetrical because he had so many plastic surgeries that even the plastic surgeon got sick of him and decided to screw his operation up.
4.Random reason A
5.Random reason B.
You should have seen his childhood/teenage pictured.I tried googling it. Even my computer doesn't like him.When I scrolled down for more pictures,it got stuck and his face was stretched few hundred times.
If you ask me,I would divide Kim Hyun Joong's life in two parts.First part will be his childhood/teenage years---being average or below average,when fame was the last thing any random person on the street could relate to him.And part 2,when he totally got rid of almost everything on his face and traded it for perfect features he had now.Almost immediately,SS501 is formed and his celebrity-wannabe wish is fulfilled.
Now doesn't it sound easy to be famous and have fans falling off their feet for you?But isn't it unfair?You were some random guy with totally normal looks then suddenly you become so suave that you could compete in Mr Universe?Then what happens to that guy out there,with average/below average looks and still is keeping to his life guide of not being a fake,no matter what?
What's the point of idolizing over pretty Korean boys who had undergone innumerable times of plastic surgery?I don't know what its like for you.But for me,I feel sick and pissed.They are average ,just like us once.Why don't you just sit around any random road with thousands of normal-looking guys walking past everyday?Its real-life,3D,and you don't sicken yourself.
On Tuesday, Delphine and Lixuan were discussing about some suddenly-famous girl Kim Tae-yeon(SNSD) and I decided to butt in.I found out that she is Kim Hyun Joong's ideal type.She's a plastic girl too---according to almost everywere.Kim Hyun Joong recently revealed he had a crush on her.Delphine's right---plastic+plastic=a match made in heaven.
The last thing---how many commercials/posters does he appear in?I say countless.A plastic representing your country=appropriate?I know he was on commercials like:
1.Some handphone thingy,which says that guys should be bodyguards to girls,which is a step backwards for everyone who has been fighting so hard for men-women equality.
2.Some energy booster thingy,where he does pushups with a finger---i know,an action as fake as he is.
3.Random Magic Hole thing which did not indicate clearly the function.(What?To fill holes on your face during plastic surgery?)
4.Random product people have no interests in using.
5.Random product people do not even bother to take a look.
This is just a post to vent my frustration---I feel so much better now.Do not take it to heart if your perfect image of Kim Hyun Joong is ruined here.Kindly forgive.
Final note:You gain something,you'll lose something.(relate this to Kim Hyun Joong pls)
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isn't it genius? tianyuan, if you're reading this, know that i think you're pure genius.
she is totally correct, and very practical.
(but that doesn't mean i'll start hating my korean stars, xD.)
you can find her blog address in my updated links.
pandora.
{ hyunjoongjungminhongki&taemin. }
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some of her post is a bit weird, i guess, after reading it a few times.
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